Comment Of The Day: A Sad Peek Into Life With No Coffee

A study found drinking coffee may reduce a woman’s risk of developing depression. It also helps bloodlesscoup stay on a regular cat picture viewing schedule.

It’s usually a chain reaction for me.

1) Drink the coffee.
2) Start getting shit done.
3) Reward self for getting shit done with coffee.
4) Get MORE shit done.
5) Start telling HILARIOUS stories to coworkers over coffee.
6) Have a crash at about 3 pm. Decide it’s time for coffee.
7) OMG I CAN GO RUNNING TONIGHT *BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE*
8) Run, releasing endorphins.
9) Look at pictures of cats on the internet after taking post-run shower.
10) Sleep.

Rinse, repeat.

Days where coffee doesn’t happen:

1) Get a crippling migraine almost immediately.
2) Spend whole day staving off the migraine with ibuprofen/crying.
3) Get nothing done.
4) Eat horribly.
5) Start drinking coffee in hopes of undoing the damage.
6) Look at pictures of cats on the internet and cry because I can’t have one at my apartment.
7) Be too wired to go to sleep on time.
8) Decide IT’S TIME TO WRITE THAT EMAIL TO THAT ONE GUY WHO NEEDS TO BE TOLD WHAT HE DID.
9) More cat videos.
10) Crash at like 1 am.

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