Seize writes a sexy sex tale for the Harlequin-Cosmo erotic books. So hot:

"Alonzo," she gasped, "I can't wait a moment longer!"

Her beloved's hazel eyes darkened with desire and he pulled her closer. She trembled at his touch but came to him willingly, her silky negligee the only thing separating him from the warm, solid contours of his chiseled chest.

"Soon, my love," he murmured, his gaze filled with longing. "But...first, I want you to do something else for me."

Heat seemed to inflame her skin and she answered without hesitation: "Anything, my chestnut stallion!"

"I want you to press a fork sexily against my balls."

We're thinking this needs to be copyrighted before the magazine actually steals and publishes it.

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