Combing Out Crime

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Cleveland women are investing in weapons disguised as lipstick and combs after a local man "was indicted for luring 14 homeless, drug-addled women into his house of horrors and then allegedly sexually attacking them and strangling 11 of them." [ABC]

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This strikes me as kinda dumb. What is this? A Bugs Bunny cartoon?

I mean, when the moment to use the stuff becomes necessary, is outwitting the guy really part of the plan? Like, does he run up to attack you and you hold up your hand tragically and say "Oh sir! Before you ravish me, let me just put on some lipstick!" Fuck that. Mace his ass and let him know he's gonna get maced.