Clay Aiken Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Deserved to Be Hacked

American Idol loser and North Carolina congressional candidate Clay Aiken—bet you never thought you’d hear those two titles together—said that the celebrities who had their nude photos leaked by a hacker earlier this month deserve exactly what they got because they shouldn’t have been taking any gross old nudies anyway, dagnabbit.

In an interview with the Washington Post, Aiken said: “Anybody who takes inappropriate pictures of themselves deserves exactly what they get.”

Right, because [insert stupid masplain-y bullshit here]. Luckily the man who may one day vote on the laws of our nation, does actually believe that the criminal responsible for the hack deserves some of the blame.

“Of course whoever [stole and released the photos] should be hogtied,” he added. “And it’s unfortunate that we don’t have Internet security right now or the laws in place to protect people from pirating that stuff.”

Hogtied. I wonder if he’s going to try to add that to the one to the books if he ends up in the United States Congress.

Clay Aiken, who also lost The Celebrity Apprentice to Arsenio Hall, has some wildly unpractical advice for all you ladies out there who can’t stop taking pictures of your naked bodies.

And the wannabe lawmaker has a suggestion for those tempted to snap pics of their naughty bits: “I’ve got a mirror if I want to check something out,” Aiken said.

Says congressional candidate Clay Aiken, who has absolutely no idea why people take nude photos in the first place.