Chuck Norris Falls Victim To Pathetic Political Pandemic

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Today, Gawker's Alex Pareene and I mourn the passing of American action star Chuck Norris's brain, which has been infected with and ravaged by a scary sickness. R.I.P. Chuck! In happier news: Did we mention it's President Obama's birthday today?

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BoingBoing had an excellent article on the fake Kenyan birth certificate that the "birthers" have latched onto. It's amazing how bad a forgery it is, and yet the "birthers" are certain this is their "proof."