Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Applegate gets cheesy about body image, Joan Rivers snarks Sophia Loren's plastic surgery, and Snooki loves the mall.
ZOMG, Joan Rivers did NOT call out Sophia Loren on the plastic surgery front!
Et tu, Bozo the Clown? Er, I mean, Botoxo the Clown?
What's next? Jon Gosselin calling out the Octomom for being a publicity-hoovering parent-beast?
Oh wait. I think that already happened.