Christies is auctioning off Elizabeth Taylor's first wedding dress tomorrow, the one she wore to wed Conrad "Nicky" Hilton, not to be confused one of the two she wore the times she married Richard Burton, or any of her other eight marriages to seven men. (Image via Keystone/Getty)

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Pope Alexander

Sincere question: how does Marilyn Monroe worship exist in a world with Elizabeth Taylor? How does anyone prefer Marilyn Monroe to Elizabeth Taylor? Where the fuck are the millions of handbags covered in Taylor's face? Where are her "hidden papers" and "hidden audio files" and "secret life stories"?

And don't even get me started on this under-rated Queen:

Or this one:

Or this one:

And, of course, the greatest of all:

I never realized how attractive I find smoking until this moment.