Here's the trailer for Harmless, the Christian horror film that warns of the dangers of pornography. Look, we already have this movie and it's called Boogie Nights. Unless Harmless includes a scene where a coked-out Alfred Molina dances to "Sister Christian" in his underwear, then I don't even want to hear about it.
DISCUSSION
The Porn Monster tried to ensnare me, but I kept squirting out of his lubey grip.