Christians, Beware: The Porn Monster Is Coming For You

Here's the trailer for Harmless, the Christian horror film that warns of the dangers of pornography. Look, we already have this movie and it's called Boogie Nights. Unless Harmless includes a scene where a coked-out Alfred Molina dances to "Sister Christian" in his underwear, then I don't even want to hear about it.

[Christian Nightmares]

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LuckyFrog
Lucky Frog

The Porn Monster tried to ensnare me, but I kept squirting out of his lubey grip.