Chris Pratt recently learned the actual meaning of the word “impotent.” In an interview with Men’s Health UK, Pratt had said he was “impotent” when he weighed nearly 300 pounds. Luckily for Anna Faris, it wasn’t true, Pratt just had no idea what he was talking about.

“I’m not sure I knew what ‘impotent’ meant when I said it. I had a lower sex drive, to be honest with you. Everything about my spirit was dull. I didn’t feel great, and I think people will relate to that.”

Pratt added a few words about his spirit and his penis:

“I don’t want to ever come out against sounding like I’m talking smack about people who have issues with their body weight, or don’t have issues with their body weight. To each their own, but to those who felt the way I felt at that time, there’s really hope. You can, with hard work and dedication and just sticking to it, you can actually make a big change. And it will affect you, not just physically, not just the way you look, but how you feel and how your spirit feels and how your penis feels – especially the penis part!”

The whole interview was one Burt Macklin reference short of an Andy Dwyer monologue. [Us Weekly]

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Notable Canadian Dave Coulier said in a radio interview that he’s known about Caitlyn Jenner’s “secret” for years. “Bruce Jenner, he was really good friends with my ex-wife,” Uncle Joey said. “I knew this 25 years ago.” Coulier admitted to sharing the information with “close friends,” adding, “My ex-wife always told me Bruce wanted to be Nicky Jenner.” [Us Weekly]

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Oh hey, Kim Kardashian rented out the entire Staples Center to fete Kanye West’s birthday. Khloe wants to you to know, “Him and his boys are going to ball!!!!!!!!” How are you celebrating Yeezy’s birthday? [Instagram]

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