Parties, Coachella, and Chris Brown: seems like an obvious recipe for a disaster.

More specifically: the disaster that Chris Brown was wearing, which, if my circa third grade brain is correct, looks like something my 1990-ish male classmates would have worn while interrupting a perfectly good game of recess hopscotch in order to prove playground dominance.

Btw, peep the selfie stick documenting Brown’s every spastic move, which, as we previously reported, are supposedly banned from Coachella and other music festivals. C’est la narcissists.


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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden just bought Jack Nicholson’s old house to the tune of $6.7 million, a price tag that comes with neighbors like Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, Judd Apatow, Toni Colette, and—drumroll, please—newlyweds Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden. Aw. [Variety]


Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are just fine and friendly, thanks for asking! The reportedly on-again duo were spotted out in Vegas, where J from the B changed out of a cocktail dress and into a crop top and leggings for the “Own the dance floor, ‘k thanks” portion of the evening, a party trick I plan on adopting as my own, except after a big meal and substitute the crop top for an oversized hoodie. [People]

George Clooney wore a faux-suicide bomb vest on the set of his new movie, and yeah, he still looks hot. [Mirror]


Mumford & Sons think Tidal is bullshit. [Daily Beast]

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder wore fedoras and made out at Coachella, as you do at Coachella. [Just Jared]

Bobby Brown, who apparently hasn’t left Bobbi Kristina’s side in over two months, took a quick trip to L.A. to perform at the Soul Food Festival. [People]


•An elderly Armenian woman waited three days to take a photo with Kim Kardashian. Kim wore a white turtleneck and white tuxedo pants for the occasion. [People]

•Another Kim, of the Zolciak variety, shared bikini photos on Instagram; doesn’t know how to use hashtags on Instagram. [Us Weekly]

•Here’s a nice roundup of your favorite Dirt Bag regulars, spotted at Coachella. [Bossip]


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