Chicken Attacks & Other Terrible Sick-Day Excuses By Sadie Stein | October 28, 2010 | 6:47pm Latest This list is pretty good generally, but we have to give the “Chutzpah Prize” to the employee who called in sick from a bar at 5pm the night before. Login Label Name Email Label Name Email 0 Comments Inline Feedbacks View all comments Load More Comments Share Tweet Submit Pin GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: