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Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina A See You Next Tuesday

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  • Chelsea Handler spent Thanksgiving weekend in Mexico with Jennifer Aniston, and now has some harsh words for Angelina Jolie.

Chelsea believes Angie is a terrible person who stole Jen's husband. At a show in New Jersey, Chelsea said: "She's a homewrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don't fucking believe you. She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Cause you're a fucking cunt. You're a fucking bitch." Video below. [Pop Eater]

  • Meanwhile: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in New York! And so are the twins! Brad and Knox wore matching hats! Behold the cute! [X17]
  • Angelina says: "Hopefully I'm giving my children the sense that they are deeply loved and deeply safe. At the same time we are hopefully encouraging their individuality as they get to know who they are, and not getting in the way of that. That's why they are six very strong individuals." And! When asked about Shiloh, she said: "She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called John for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It's who she is. It's been a surprise to us and it's really interesting, but she's so much more than that - she's funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie." [Showbiz Spy]
  • All hail Oprah, who was celebrated by Barack and Michelle Obama at the 2010 Kennedy Center Honors. [The Star]
  • Ashton Kutcher is threatening to sue Vivid Entertainment for using his name to promote a sex tape featuring the young lady to whom he allegedly made love on a couch. The video is of Brittany Jones "engaged in very explicit, uninhibited sex with a former boyfriend." But Kelso's lawyers say the company is "trading on Mr. Kutcher's good name and reputation for a commercial purpose." [NY Post]
  • Breaking: Emma Stone is a blonde! She changed her hair color so that she can play Gwen Stacy in the new Spider-Man movie. Emma is adorbs and looks awesome with any hair color but man the auburn red was just special. Another blonde in Hollywood is like a brick in a wall. Yawn. [Just Jared]
  • Speaking of Spider-Man — the Broadway show, not the movie — one of the actresses suffered a concussion during a preview performance and has been replaced by an understudy until she recovers. [Daily Express]
  • James Franco will be on Inside The Actors Studio tomorrow night, and tells James Lipton: "I guess my life of crime started by stealing cologne… We'd keep them [cologne sample bottles] in the locker, in our gym locker at [junior high] school and we'd sell some from the lockers." Also, he worked at McDonald's after he dropped out of L.A.: "In the drive-through window… I would practice accents." [Page Six]
  • A man who was jumping over cars while wearing springy devices on his feet was severely injured on German TV show Wetten Dass, so Justin Bieber canceled his appearance on the show. [Pop Eater]
  • Wow, wow, wow. My closet needs Victoria Beckham's cape coat. Wow. Want. [Just Jared]
  • Snooki reads! Book title: Toxic Men. [Radar Online]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update: Giuliana Rancic is trying for a baby again after a devastating miscarriage. [Daily Mail]
  • Amber Heard, whom you may have seen in Pineapple Express, Zombieland or short-lived TV series Hidden Palms, which I was totally into, has "officially come out of the closet as a lesbian." At the link you may gaze upon a picture of Amber and her pretty ladyfriend. [News One]
  • Stephen Moyer loves "grizzly old fuckers" like Jeff Bridges and Clint Eastwood and Tom Waits. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Cher's son Chaz Bono is making a documentary about his life and his gender reassignment; he says: "I hope it's going to help change hearts and minds on this issue so that people can fully understand." [ET Online]