Research by the Department Of Health in England has found that heavy drinkers fall in to nine categories. Ready? Which one are you? 1. Depressed drinker. 2. De-stress drinker. 3. Re-bonding drinker. 4. Conformist drinker. 5. Community drinker. 6. Boredom drinker. 7. Macho drinker. 8. Hedonistic drinker. 9. Border dependent. Yeah, yeah, we know: On any given Friday night, all of the above. [BBC News]