Cheated Woman Gets Revenge In a Way Her Ex Will Never Ever Forget

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Hell hath no fury like someone who has been cheated on and wants revenge, and in this case the revenge came hard and fast and delicious. And, best of all, it came on Christmas... in the form of some very special presents.

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Uproxx has the story of a woman named Cassy who caught her boyfriend cheating and wasn't going to put up with that nonsense. But instead of just leaving, Cassy decided to take matters into her own hands and ruin this guy's Christmas and probably New Year's and at least part of February. All of you out there who weren't able to have revenge on your own cheating exes can live vicariously through Cassy because she posted the entire thing to Twitter and Snapchat and it. is. spectacular.

Here's what happened: Cassy discovered that her boyfriend was exchanging some very personal direct messages (also: cheating via Twitter? Amateur hour) with a woman who was not his girlfriend. So she printed out the messages, put them neatly into a card and waited for the lying, cheating scumbag (or whatever it is you feel about cheaters) to open them. His reaction, of course, was just not good. (Which is kind of understandable—the last and only time I got cheated on I returned all the presents I was going to hand out on Christmas and used that money to buy books and cigarettes and cry.)

Here are the tweets:

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I agree with Andy Isaac when he says that the moral of this story is don't cheat on Cassy. Don't ever cheat on Cassy. Dont' cheat on anyone for that matter, but Cassy especially.

Previously: Woman Catches Husband Banging Her Twin, Gives Them What They Deserve

Images via Twitter

DISCUSSION

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Hm, not that impressive. Two better revenge stories:

1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from.

2. Woman is dumped and man goes on extended vacation with new girlfriend. Woman does not have keys, but drops several pairs of breeding mice through letterbox, and goes by to feed them periodically. Man happens to have severe phobia to mice and has minor nervous breakdown on discovering the infestation on his return.

Both true stories, I believe.

Third story: definitely true because I was the hussy. Wronged girlfriend crashed party at my house and jammed half-eaten kebab behind a radiator. Bitch. Took AGES to poke it all out in bits. With a hangover. I definitely deserved it.