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Charges have been filed against Kory McFarren, the trailer park resident who allowed his girlfriend to sit on the toilet so long she became physically soldered to it. (So long = two years.) "The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," he has said. Um, yeah. [CNN]


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@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: heeee! I will say, my mother rarely let me past the yard because she didn't want me playing with the other trailer park kids, but she's a bitch like that. I thought our trailer was the shit, my grandpa even built me a loft bed with a desk underneath. I had no idea people had such feelings about trailer parks until I moved out of Michigan to Massachusetts. I've never seen a trailer park here!