CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsKing Charles Evicts (Alleged) Sex Pest Prince Andrew From Buckingham PalaceIt takes a lot for me to cheer on King Charles or to root for a landlord kicking out a tenant, but Andrew really is…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedJanuary 27, 2023Comments (7)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsWho Will Purchase Princess Diana’s Purple Velvet Evening Gown?I visited Sotheby's to view Princess Diana's Victor Edelstein dress, before Kim Kardashian (maybe, hypothetically)…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedJanuary 23, 2023Comments (10)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsPrince Harry's Press Tour Is Utterly ExasperatingHe’s unable to see himself as we see him: a literal prince, the embodiment of material privilege and outdated social…ByNora Biette-TimmonsPublishedJanuary 10, 2023Comments (71)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsReintroducing Camilla Parker Bowles As 'the Wicked Stepmother'In Prince Harry's memoir, Spare, he recalls begging his father—alongside Prince William—not to marry Camilla.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedJanuary 5, 2023Comments (70)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsPrince Harry Blames Nazi Costume on William and KateFor a book that was basically being kept under lock and key before its release, Spare’s juiciest details sure are…ByNora Biette-TimmonsUpdatedJanuary 5, 2023Comments (77)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsPrince Harry Claims William 'Knocked Me to the Floor' During Spat About MeghanIn his new memoir, Spare, Harry writes that his brother called Meghan Markle “difficult," “rude,” and “abrasive."ByLaura BassettPublishedJanuary 4, 2023Comments (50)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsNo, Meghan Markle Isn’t Running for SenateDianne Feinstein will (hopefully) retire, but it's ludicrous to expect the ex-royal to throw her hat in the ring.ByCaitlin CruzPublishedDecember 21, 2022Comments (20)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsBritish Columnist 'Apologizes' for Fantasizing About Throwing Feces at a Naked Meghan MarkleOh, bollocks! Jeremy Clarkson didn't realize his thirst for the public to strip a Black woman and pelt her with poo…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedDecember 19, 2022Comments (96)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsHarry & Meghan Part 2 Shows Their Sorry Case of Media Stockholm SyndromeAs much as the media hurt the couple, now that they’re no longer royals, their documentary proves that it’s also…ByRodlyn-mae BantingPublishedDecember 15, 2022Comments (86)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsHarry & Meghan's Chemistry Is the Only Thing Saving Their Very Ordinary DocuseriesThe couple's Netflix show offers comically little new insight.ByRodlyn-mae BantingPublishedDecember 8, 2022Comments (32)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsPrince Harry and Meghan Have Already Oversaturated Themselves, I FearFor the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, content isn't always king.ByEmily LeibertPublishedDecember 5, 2022Comments (81)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsCamilla Rebrands Ladies-in-Waiting to 'Queen's Companions'It's being billed as a modernization move, but the roles seem fairly similar to me, an American who has watched a…ByCaitlin CruzPublishedNovember 28, 2022Comments (22)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsNorwegian Princess Abdicates Royal Title for American TikTok-Singing ShamanShaman Durek Verrett has won the heart of Princess Martha Louise, who believes she also speaks to angels.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedNovember 11, 2022Comments (26)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsKing Charles Won't Go Anywhere Without His Teddy Bear and Custom Toilet SeatThe new king also reportedly has his shoelaces ironed daily, is tucked in at night, and has someone squeeze…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedNovember 3, 2022Comments (54)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsDanish Queen Strips Grandkids of Royal Titles, Tells Them to Get a JobThe soon to be former Prince Nikolai reportedly wailed, “What will they write in my passport now?”ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedSeptember 30, 2022Comments (55)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsIcy-Glare-Gate and the Manufactured Cold War Between Meghan and KateDo these two hate each other? Maybe, maybe not, who cares? But the headlines insisting they do are hilarious.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedSeptember 16, 2022Comments (55)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsTwo Women Were Reportedly Sexually Assaulted in Long Line to View Queen’s Coffin19-year-old Adio Adeshine allegedly pressed his exposed penis on two women waiting to mourn the late queen before…ByEmily LeibertPublishedSeptember 16, 2022Comments (11)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsCanadians Do Not Want This Man on Their MoneyThe world's nicest country has had Queen Elizabeth on their currency since 1935, but to newly crowned King Charles'…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedSeptember 15, 2022Comments (47)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsBritain Cancels Cancer, Vaccine, Pregnancy Appointments for Queen's FuneralThe queen's state funeral will be on Monday, which is now a last-minute public holiday—meaning crucial surgeries and…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedSeptember 13, 2022Comments (20)Save
CelebritiesRoyalsCelebritiesRoyalsHeckler Arrested for Calling Prince Andrew a 'Sick Old Man' As He Follows Queen's CasketI don't live under Scottish law, so I'll breach the damn peace and remind everyone all about "Randy Andy."ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedSeptember 12, 2022Comments (64)Save