Say hello to Patrick who, at 29, is the world's oldest living wombat. And how do you celebrate a wombat's birthday? Why, with cake and a ride in a wheelbarrow, of course! Happy birthday, Patrick! You're the handsomest marsupial there ever was! (And you don't look a day over 25.) (And don't worry about being the world's oldest wombat virgin. No one is judging you!)

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