American Horror Story: Freak Show is pretty creepy (because clowns), but it also features some of the show's most memorable characters: The dour and bubbly Dot and Bette, the sad, sad Elsa Mars and the hunky Jimmy Darling (lobster hands are a bonus). And now they're Disney characters. Ta-da!
It's no secret that Disney mashups are kind of done, but these precious pieces of art (imagine that in Elsa's accent) are a perfect way to revive the genre for just a second. And that's only partly because prince Eric is in this thing with what looks like a giant dick behind him. The Snow White portrait is pretty awesome, too, and Elsa as Elsa? On the nose, but totally worth it. God bless you, Iamdizzco.
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While we're on the subject: Can we discuss whether Jessica Lange is an excellent actress or a terrible actress? I seriously still can't tell. All I know is that I love everything she does and bought her children's book in a drunken haze one night and still haven't read it even though it is only 32 pages. But it's about a bird or something? That just doesn't sound interesting to me.
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DISCUSSION
Jessica Lange is the best actress ever to grace this planet. I love her and wish she was my auntie.