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Cat and Brave Toddler Take on Laser Pointer in Glorious Battle

Just when you thought a cat intensely chasing a laser pointer couldn't get anymore engrossing, along comes an adorable toddler trying to help the cat get that pesky red dot. Prepare for the implosion of the entire Internet.

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We've long speculated here at this blog about the impending Cat Overlord battle and the various methods our feline oppressors might use to take us down. I never in my wildest dreams would have ever guessed they would indoctrinate our own offspring to join them in battles. But yes, this video clearly shows a cat training a young boy in the ancient military strategy of "chasing this crazy fucking red thing on a wall."

I love how most of this is the cat trying to run around the excitable tot like "LOOK, YOU'RE NOT REALLY HELPING, OK? JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY ALREADY."

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The human caretaker of the cat and child posted video of the encounter to YouTube. "His name is Phineas (2.5 years), the Cat is Muon (about 1 year)," the poster explained. "Phin had never seen the pointer before, and neither had Muon....My child and cat are on the same wavelength."

"On the same wavelength." Thanks to the mind control/brainwashing tactics of our Cat Overlords. Fear them, everyone. Fear them.

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DISCUSSION

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Though we appreciate human Burt's attempt to explain the red dot phenomenon as the result of something called a "lazer pointer" we remain skeptical as to the nature and origin of the red dot. For years now TCHQ has spent countless hours of research and untold sums of money in finding the cause for the "red dot phenomenon". There are many who would like to simply explain it away and would conveniently associate the RDP (red dot phenomenon) with some sort of small battery operated device created by humans. Clearly this is not the case as our human slave..err that is human "owners" do not posses the intellect or technology required to birth into the world something as interesting or as chase-able as the RDP. This video is a very good example as even the baby human is completely captivated by and yet completely perplexed as to the nature and origin of the RDP. There have been mass sightings of RDP's all across the nation, mostly in less densely populated areas by individuals who's testimonies would be seen as suspect by design. Though we do not hold to conspiracy theories we here at team cat are very much aware that it is very possible that the RDP may be in fact be an attempt to lure us away from our dinners and distract us from our cause, the complete and total subjugation of humanity...ahh, we mean "being cute". We salute this brave toddler in his efforts to aid agent Muon in finding once and for all the source of the RDP. Thank you for our time.

Carry on.