There are people who say fashion is how people express themselves to the world. We say that actually um expression is how people express themselves to the world, but we'll go with the platitude if it can lead us to a joke.

Cargo shorts: familiar, comfortable, ideal for summer camp — the fart jokes of fashion, as it were. This video, filmed in a single shot by our video guy, Richard Blakeley, in the first of what he intends to be a series of shorts on ubiquitous sartorial statements, is accompanied by some sort of "slow jam" that we think is supposed to get you into the mood to fuck guys in cargo shorts, probably because he is wearing them right now.