[Hollywood, CA; Oct. 15. Image via x17.]
OK, forgive us antipodean types (Australia in my case) are we to assume the pumpkin patch is some sort of lame Halloween 'theme park' consisting mainly of pumpkin displays? (I always felt a bit ripped off we never did Halloween in Australia - all those lollies!) And why do all these celebs and their kids want to go there? Who the hell wants to look at pumpkins?