I Put Off Adulthood by Literally Shitting in a Diaper for All My 20s
Goo goo ga ga. I want a memoir deal so let’s talk about how being a grownup is hard! Wah wah wah!
A Woman's Heart Is a Deep Ocean of Secrets
When I was eight, I wasn’t allowed to watch Titanic, because of the sex. (Also, there’s that one scene with the frozen…
Those Swedes Jack Won His Titanic Tickets from Must Have Been Really Happy to Be Losers
At the beginning of Titanic, Jack (RIP) wins his tickets on the doomed ocean liner from a couple of Swedes named Olaf…
Jesus, Victoria and Albert, We Get It: You Loved to Fuck
Look at these two. Get a room, already!
Chicken Is a Bad Meat
A lot of people say that chicken is a good meat, but they are wrong. It is a bad meat.
This Is #SponCon
Look at this photo of Adrien Grenier promoting Naked Juice in a tweet while shushing and tell me who among us does not…
I'm Finally Writing About Supernatural After So Many Gawker Media Editors Ignored Me
Back in 2011, I was a television intern for Gawker Media. My day in the office consisted of watching what felt like…
Why Do So Many Men Whisper 'Hey' After Fucking You?
If you are a person who has sex with men, you’ve likely encountered this very real phenomenon: After fucking, while…
Diamonds Are Stupid the Real Heart of the Ocean Is This Blue Lobster
To be honest, I completely forgot about the framing story for Titanic, in which an old women describes graphic sex to a…
Confession: I Am Gluten-Free
In October 2015, I attended the 2015 Gluten-Free and Allergen Friendly Expo in New Jersey on assignment. I wrote an…
Wanna Go to a Real Party? Then You Should Probably Skip Leonardo DiCaprio's Boring Instagram
Welcome to Titanic Thursday. It is what it sounds like—a day to talk about the 1997 Academy Award-winning film Titanic.
Have You Noticed That Everyone in Titanic Has Great Brows?
Welcome to Titanic Tuesday. It is what it sounds like—a day to talk about the 1997 Academy Award-winning film Titanic.
Jezebel Olympics Day 2: Team Sex Pulls a Katie Ledecky
“I’m sorry for wanting to be thorough,” said Team Gawker’s Brendan O’Connor, before failing to place in Monday…
Welcome to Jezebel's Senior Week
This week marks Gawker Media’s final few days as an independently owned media company. Next week Jezebel, along with…
Welcome to the Very Relatable Jezebel Olympics
Have you ever watched the Olympics or any sports event and thought, “I could never do any of this. When will there be a…
