Apr 15
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I don’t know what I expected when I cracked open this week’s Us Weekly. Perhaps, in the small, shriveled part of my…
Mar 18
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It seems like mostly everyone is trapped inside. As more grocery stores and restaurants receive orders to halve…
Mar 11
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On July 15, 2019, Us Weekly published a glowing retelling of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s royal tour through…
Feb 15
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things.
Jan 29
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like the ongoing rumors that famous…
Jan 15
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like Julianne Hough’s marital…
Jan 8
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like Matt Lauer’s nefarious new…
Dec 18
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, an incredibly serious tabloid about incredibly serious things, like how exactly Miley Cy…
Dec 11
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, an incredibly serious tabloid about incredibly serious things, like the fate of Madonna’…
Nov 27
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid broadsheet about very serious things, like Sharon Osbourne’s…
Nov 20
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things. Like the complex force field Tom…
Nov 6
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Midweek Madness, the column I’d read for 12 years, was the first series I tried my hand at in Jezebel—after Julianne…
Oct 16 2019
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Let’s consider this week’s In Touch cover, “Friend’s Worst Fear! Matt’s Suicide Drama! Horrifying New Accusations as…
Oct 9 2019
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Melania Trump’s shocked mug—or her body double’s—unfortunately crash landed on In Touch this week. There isn’t much…
Oct 2 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers is currently boycotting the Friends 25th…
Sep 25 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where three babies in a trench coat, who call themselves Joan Summers, are…
Sep 11 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers is reporting live from Elton John’s private…
Sep 4 2019
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This Week In Tabloids: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Plans Foiled by Allegations Against Prince Andrew
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where summer has taken its ever-sharp dagger and plunged it into the heart of…
Aug 28 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers copes with the slow collapse of human…
Aug 21 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has stowed away in the office bunker while the …