This Week in Tabloids: If Your Teen Isn't a CEO She Sucks, and Gucci Mane Wore It Better
M… is for the way you… look at me…
This Week in Tabloids: Meghan Markle Exists, As Do Kate Middleton's Kids
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the Meghans are Markle and the only winner of the gig economy is reality…
This Week in Tabloids: Stars and Murders! Lots of Teens!
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our long-dormant weekly revue of all the best and the worst but mostly deeply…
This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get really…
This Week in Tabloids: Kidman, Holmes and Remini Are Joining Together to Ruin Tom Cruise
Welcome back to Midweek Madness where this week, Kim Kardashian is either divorcing the spotlight or Kanye West…
This Week in Tabloids: Brad Pitt and Kate Hudson Are Sleeping Together, Which I Personally Love
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read Star, In Touch, OK, but not Life & Style because for some reason the magazine…
This Week in Tabloids: Nothing's Going on So Let's Speculate About a Friends Reunion!
Welcome to Midweek Madness where this week, Bobby is on vacation GOD KNOWS WHERE (JK, he’s sleeping outside Rita Ora’s…
This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner and Scott Disick Are Doin' It and You Can't Stop Them
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find the strength to shuffle into the magazine store after taking a week off to…
This Week In Tabloids: Is This the First Time Taylor Swift Has Gotten a Fake Pregnancy Cover?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the cashier,…
This Week In Tabloids: Amy Sedaris Is Destroying Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's Marriage
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week Adele, Beyoncé, and Kate Middleton are ALL having babies, Brad Pitt…
This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta and Kelly Preston's Marriage Is 'Bizarre,' But It's Also Fine
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read the headline “JOHN & KELLY: INSIDE THEIR BIZARRE MARRIAGE” and start laughing…
This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck Is Supposedly Filling Taylor Swift's Blank Space
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week all the tabloids are speculating on the Kardashian Paris robbery, Brad…
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Dumped Brad For a Mysterious Billionaire?!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the tabloids are still horny as a dolphin in an isolation tank for Brangelina gossip.…
This Week In Tabloids: Two Mags Are Pro-Angie, Two Mags Are Pro-Brad, & None of Them Are Convincing
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we walk up to the magazine rack, notice that all the tabloids—Star, Life & Style, In…
This Week in Tabloids: Brangelina Broke Up Too Late for the Mags to Cover It
In this week’s Midweek Madness, Angelina Jolie is a PR mastermind who filed for divorce too late in the week for the…
This Week In Tabloids: The Gossip Gods Have Blessed Us, For Ben Affleck and J. Lo Are Back Together
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the four major cover stories today alternate between conscious coupling and conscious…
This Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler
Welcome to Midweek Madness. Bobby Finger, your usual intrepid guide through the tabloids, is on vacation in Italy so I…
This Week In Tabloids: Star Thinks We're Dumb Enough to Believe Oprah & Stedman Are Getting Hitched
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the counter with our magazines, get asked if we need a bag, say no, and hear…
This Week In Tabloids: Katy Perry Wants 'As Many As Five' Babies With Orlando Bloom
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we walk into the magazine store and hear the man say, “Long time no see!” to you even…
This Week In Tabloids: Blake Shelton Gave Birth...to Racist and Homophobic Tweets!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we cure ourselves of Senioritis with a dose of penicillin and get back to business.…
