Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons Had Dinner at a New Jersey Mall
The other weekend, my fianceé and I drove from Center City Philadelphia to New Jersey. We had some errands to run, and…
Give the Men Some Fucking Pompoms and Let Them Dance to 'Single Ladies'
For the first time in the history of the Super Bowl, men will not only be destroying each other’s bodies on the field…
Why Do Men Tie Their Wieners in Knots for Fun and Say 'Oi! Me Knob’s Crossed Innit' in an English Accent?
Fellas, why are you like this?
If Kendall Jenner Is Going To Drexel Basketball Games With Ben Simmons, It Really Is True Love
I was once like you. I thought all celebrity relationships were a sham. Two celebrities “date” to get the news to say…
The Dream of the ’90s (Clunky Platform Shoe) Is Alive And Well
This week, Deadspin and Jezebel swap beats to celebrate America’s most dangerous and controversial pastimes: football…
Are You My Dad?
This week, Deadspin and Jezebel swap beats to celebrate America’s most dangerous and controversial pastimes: football…
Don't Play Yaself Today
Last year around this time, Jezebel and the antiques collection site Deadspin switched writers for a historic day known…
Samoyeds Are Good
In today’s Tweet Beat, I’m going to show you some Samoyeds. That’s it.
Would You Let A Man Drink Your Vagina Beer?
I know, rude. But I only ask because of this Indiegogo campaign, which popped up on the internet on March 24 and…
Hedi Slimane Leaves YSL to Explore Free Agency
Hedi Slimane, an important fashion man, has parted ways with Yves Saint Laurent (an expensive fashion house), where he…
Golf, Sport's Most Prominent Symbol Of The Patriarchy, Is Dying. We Should Dance On Its Grave.
These are dark days for the sport of golf. Both the number of people playing the game and sales of golf-related…
The Latest Found-Footage Horror Movie Looks Pretty Good
Here’s the first trailer for Grind Girl, a movie about a teen girl who goes on a violent rampage after her parents come…
Good Morning! We're From Deadspin
Hello! I’m the editor of Deadspin, Jezebel’s sports-oriented sister site. Our staff, which enjoys baseball, dogs, and…