Did Grimes and Elon Musk Break Up??
Grimes and Elon Musk have stopped following each other on Instagram after a whirlwind week that involved heavy doses of …
Ben Affleck Took a Woman Who Is NOT Lindsay Shookus to His Favorite Date Spot: Jack In the Box
You’re probably looking at these photos of Ben Affleck in the Jack In the Box drive-through and wondering, “Who the fuck…
In Which Kim Kardashian Is Hoisted into a Car
Here’s a lovely photo of Kanye West raising a lithe, sun-scorched woman wrapped in latex into the driver’s seat of the…
Does the Royal Family Have a Secret Handshake: a Thomas Markle Hunch
🚨THOMAS MARKLE UPDATE🚨: Thomas Markle was (surprise!) available for his weekend Sun interview, and he has soundbytes.…
Ariana Grande Knew She Would 'Literally' Marry Pete Davidson When They Met Back In 2016
Last night on Bleep Bloop Bleep Let’s Laugh With Celebrities With Mr. Good Time Smiley Pants, Ariana Grande promoted…
Andy Cohen's Flight to France Disrupted by Clogged Toilet
Wow, epic. Not only did a recent Delta Airlines flight from New York’s J.F.K. International Airport to Nice, France…
This Amber Heard/Johnny Depp Story Makes Me Want to Leave Earth
Here’s a story that made me want to ring Elon Musk’s doorbell, push my way past a dueling Grimes and Azealia Banks, and…
Jennifer Garner Reportedly Waiting to Finalize Divorce Until She's Sure Ben Affleck Is Maintaining His Sobriety
Us Weekly reports that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, who announced their separation in June 2015 and got around to…
Would You Like to See The Big Ol' Engagement Ring Nick Jonas Bought Priyanka Chopra?
Priyanka Chopra gave me, by which I mean she gave all of us, the first non-blurry (though still sort of low-res due to…
Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Reportedly Engaging in Summer Romance Behavior
Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are reportedly dating! Or something!
Brad Pitt Reportedly Thinks Angelina Jolie Is ‘Disgusting’ for Starting a Public Divorce Battle
Per everyone’s favorite TMZ spin-off/rip-off/whatever-you-want-to-call-it The Blast, the big ol’ public mess…
Congrats to Robin Wright and the Hot Fashion Man She Married
Robin Wright married boyfriend Clement Giraudet over the weekend in what may or may not have been a Princess Bride…
Aretha Franklin Asks For Prayers After Family Reports She's 'Gravely Ill'
I saw a headline about Aretha Franklin’s rapidly failing health last night but chose not to believe it because it was…
TLC and Robyn Turned Down '...Baby One More Time,' Which Was Perfectly Innocent, by the Way
Sometimes, when I want to watch the history of pop culture unfold from the days of tying up the landline to this…
Kanye Share Time: He Would Have Intercourse With All of Kim's Sisters
Let the mighty river of verbal diarrhea that is Kanye West, father of three, wash over you in a new song “XTCY,” which…
Jimmy Kimmel: ‘What Makes You Think’ Donald Trump Cares About Black People? Kanye West: ‘o_O’
Kanye West was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night, and guess what: he talked about his support for Donald Trump! West…
Ludacris Has Reportedly Been Buying Strangers' Groceries for Years
Not all celebrities are as out of touch as our grotesque president. Some even remember how to grocery shop! And others,…
This Angie Said/Brad Said Divorce Drama Is Getting Nastier By the Minute
Over the past several days, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (who split up nearly two years ago) have taken their ongoing…
Brad Pitt Calls Angelina Jolie's Request for Child Support an 'Effort to Manipulate Media Coverage'
This divorce is so extra messy!
Jerry O'Connell Completely Understands Why Real Men Watch Bravo Was a Terrible Name For His Talk Show
Some good news! Or good-ish news? I guess it’s just news. Whatever the case, Jerry O’Connell had some very woke and…
