Welcome to Marriage, Hailey!
I honestly can’t even read this entire account of Hailey Baldwin having to support Justin Bieber as he navigates his…
Mac Miller's Death was Allegedly the Breaking Point for Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, the consummate Cancer (her) and Scorpio (him) pairing, called off their engagement…
Weary Child Shines at Royal Wedding 3
Kensington Palace & co went balls-out on #RoyalWedding 3, an event aired on ITV (BBC passed) for the diehard royal…
Commence Markle Bump Watch
Meghan Markle, Earth’s favorite distraction from our imminent demise, is now the topic of six to eight months of…
Azealia Banks Threatens to Harm Lana Del Rey, Magically
In September, Lana Del Rey made critical comments pertaining to Kanye West’s confounding new stance as an ardent Trump…
Kris Jenner Reportedly Borrows Clothes From Kim Kardashian, But Why?
Kris Jenner, who weaves the fabric of our reality, also borrows her daughter’s clothes.
Do You Think Matthew Knowles Listens to Lemonade?
Following the Seattle showing of On The Run II, her joint tour with husband Jay-Z, Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles, su…
Congrats to Channing Tatum & Jessie J, Who Are Reportedly in Love
There is nothing purer than life after love, especially when that life involves a new love that looks a lot like your…
Brad Pitt Gets Spiritual
Late last month, Brad Pitt, 54, attended the Red Hot Chii Peppers’ annual Benefit Gala in Las Angeles, where he was…
Sophie Turner Recounts Extremely Chill Sleepover Tradition With Maisie Williams
Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams are way closer in age than the fictional world I have come to know them though had me…
Donald Trump Dislikes Taylor Swift Now
Yesterday, reporters on the South Lawn prodded Donald Trump on a host of issues, including his feelings on Taylor Swift,…
Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Learned Their Lesson About Balloons
It’s been a very exciting few hours for Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and all of their hangers-on. TMZ fucked up…
Taylor Swift Votes!
On Sunday night, Taylor Swift, who is currently in the midst of her Reputation stadium tour, uploaded a photo to…
Rose McGowan Thinks #MeToo Is 'Bullshit,' 'A Lie, 'A Band-Aid'
Rose McGowan is done with Hollywood, apparently. The Sunday Times interviewed McGowan and writes that she “swears she…
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Signed Those Divorce Papers
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have been divorcing for longer than I’ve been a blogger! I know no other reality!
The Girls Are Fightinggggggg!!
Nicki Minaj is selling beef-adjacent merchandise, including a queasy pink backpack toting the words “Nicki Stopped My…
In an Abstract Sense, Chrissy Teigen Loves That People Want to Have a Threesome With Her and John Legend
In an appearance on Hot Ones—“the show with hot questions and even hotter wings”—on Thursday, Chrissy Teigen beamed…
We Have a Kulture Sighting!!
Cardi B has been uncharacteristically (and understandably) private regarding public photos of her baby girl with…
Jane Fonda Really Got Under Megyn Kelly's Skin
In September 2017, Megyn Kelly had a strained, awkward interaction with her guest Jane Fonda. Kelly asked the actor why…
It's October Third...
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. I said, “It’s October 3rd, the day we found out that Fan Bingbing owes…