This Is Certainly Going to Get Much Worse
The real national emergency is the fact that I drank nine cans of Diet Dr. Pepper today and still feel alive!
The real national emergency is the fact that I drank nine cans of Diet Dr. Pepper today and still feel alive!
Remember System of a Down? Also, what do you all think about renaming this Ennui Bag? Let’s discuss in the comments.
Will you be reading our State of the Union liveblog at 9 p.m. eastern?
Who among us hasn’t held off resigning from our role as an elected official after the public discovered you did black…
I’m planning on binge watching the rest of You on Netflix for the duration of this arctic blast. What about you?
The tiniest shred of good news feels like sunlight bursting through the sky after a thousand-day-long winter.
The government’s still shut down, and coincidentally my body feels like it’s shutting down!
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