• Earlier this week, Britney Spears crashed her black Mercedes into a parked station wagon in L.A. and then told the paparazzi, "I'm a brainiac!" We're not sure if the pop star left a note. Additionally, Britney's head is being Photoshopped onto someone else's body in the marketing campaign of her new fragrance, since Brit left the photo shoot before any decent pictures were taken. Sound familiar? [Page Six]
  • Ooh! there are pictures of the car parking incident! [E!]
  • We mentioned this already, but E! has decided to give sex tape star Kim Kardashian a reality show. Kim, daughter of OJ Simpson defense lawyer Robert Kardashian, is a friend of Paris Hilton and her occupation is "princess", according to her MySpace page. We're trying not to roll our eyes. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Marc Jacobs is back with his former hustler boyfriend, who has agreed to follow Marc's new clean and healthy lifestyle. Good luck with that! [Gatecrasher, 4th item]
  • Blind item! "Which troubled, hard-partying Lollapalooza performer cleared out a bathroom over the weekend in Chicago and then smoked what our spy-in-the-stall swears was a crack pipe?" FYI — Lollapalooza performers include Iggy Pop, Ben Harper and Amy Winehouse... [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Diddy and Sienna Miller: It's on! But Diddy's ex, Kim Porter, says "they're just friends." She adds — shocker! — that Diddy wasn't faithful to her all these years. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Actress Robin Givens on ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt: "I don't know if I find him to be so fascinating, to be perfectly honest." Hee, hee. We suspected as much! We have a theory about this, we'll tell you sometime. [Rush & Molloy, 6th item]
  • Paris Hilton's 17-year-old brother, Barron, has been hitting the club scene. Be afraid! [Rush & Molloy, 8th item]
  • Courtney Love claims she has gained 10 lbs. thanks to cupcakes. She's also not happy about the "crazy hysteria" regarding her weight. Sigh. [People]
  • Drew Barrymore will be in the movie He's Just Not That Into You. Drew, in a romantic comedy? You don't say! [ET]
  • Kate Moss: "I don't see myself as a celebrity." Sure, honey. They give clothing lines, fragrances and hair-care systems (?!?!) to just anyone. [Mirror]
  • Toni Braxton is being sued by a wardrobe and costume designer because he received a check from her that bounced. Mo' money mo' problems! [USA Today]