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Britney Spears Is Having a Great Weekend

I am inspired by Britney Spears’ Memorial Day weekend.

Most of my weekend was spent sweating on an uncovered futon and drinking cheap bear in stank bars. That’s the blogger’s life! While I probably can’t catch up to Britney Spears in the field of Pop Icon and rent a house with a pool that is directly adjacent to a beach, I can throw on a bikini and really feel myself while listening to Cyndi Lauper:

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It’s never too late. Don’t wait to love yourself.

Contributing Writer, writing my first book for the Dial Press called The Lonely Hunter, follow me on Twitter @alutkin

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My Memorial Day weekend has been spent starting my period, killer cramps and listening to the podcast limetown.

And finding out at 3 in the morning that circle k doesn't sell sour gummy worms. ALL I WANT IS SOUR GUMMY WORMS. No one loves me.