Britney Spears and Heidi Montag have recorded a duet together called "Dramatic." This is not a joke. Well, actually, it sorta is, since you'll laugh when you listen to it, but yeah, this really happened. Ryan Seacrest played it on his radio show this morning. So many questions: How did they meet? Why did this happen? How will this affect Britney's custody hearing? And is this what Spencer sold his soul for? [Perez Hilton]


:::YAWNS, scratches butt, goes back to work:::