This is why we love TMZ TV. Also the line: "You say Al Qaeda, I say Al Qaida." And the line: "Africa: It's like Nobu, but a country." And so many more reasons..
@Skinny Bone Jones: What if we could drink, and let the patients just have a teeny bit ever so often? It's about moderation, right? In my opinion these chicks need more weed, less of everything else, so that would be a part of it too. There would be hair work (i.e. new extensions for Britney, red dye job for Lindsay), vocal training since we all know they are very serious about their singing. And then maybe some hot orgies with their model friends, both male and female?