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- Bret Michaels has been asked to be a judge on American Idol next season, now that he’s decided to stop being creepy and retire his reality “dating” show. [Detroit Free Press]
- Katy Perry threatened to get knocked up by Russell Brand if her record company didn’t reduce her promotional schedule . [The Sun]
- Paris Hilton partied with Pauly D and the universe didn’t explode. [Radar]
- Hey, did you know that if you are friendly with gay men and drag queens, aren’t grossed out by naked dudes and don’t care if people think you might be gay, you might be gay? Someone probably should’ve told James Franco that he needed to be more homophobic-seeming. [Popeater]
- Because Sarah Jessica Parker takes home all her custom-fitted couture and doesn’t party all night despite having kids at home, she’s a cheapskate. Despite all the real estate she owns. [Daily Mail]
- Also, because she’s working a lot, she “sleeps” in her office despite all that real estate that she owns and it all means her marriage is shit. [Showbiz Spy]
- Her movie is, though, is actual shit and mostly people just like to kick other people when they’re down. [Us Weekly]
- Miley Cyrus admitted that her song “Full Circle” is about Nick Jonas. [dbtechno]
- When kids find out that Fiona is really Cameron Diaz, they cry. [Express]
- Of course Dennis Hopper‘s estranged wife will be contesting his will and trying to get his money. [TMZ]
- Justin Bieber thinks that adults that talk shit on him on the internet are pretty lame. Duh. [Express]
- Mario Lopez is, of course, trying to pimp out his kid for a reality show about what an awesome dad he is. No wonder everyone liked Zach better. [People]
- Since Lady Gaga is the new Madonna, Christina Aguilera is the new Cher and there’s nothing new under the sun. [NY Daily News]
- There’s a Robert Pattison trailer starring Tom Cruise reprising his role from Tropic Thunder. Just don’t tell me if you click through if you want me to respect you after brunch. [Just Jared]
- There’s a story about how women like Miley Cyrus and Kylie Minogue wearing shorts and short skirts in the summer is some scandalous trend. [The Sun]
- Elizabeth Edwards is supposedly looking at naming her eldest daughter, Cate, the guardian of her two youngest children so that the crazy lady who thinks it’s cool to post pants-free with her daughter’s toys doesn’t get to parent them. [NY Daily News]
- Lady Gaga sings along to Taylor Swift just like you when you think no one’s looking. [ONTD]
- Jon Bon Jovi will sing “Livin’ On A Prayer” as long as you sing along and he goes home to his shiny private jet. [Times of London]
- Some dude whose house was near where Beyoncé shot her last video is suing her because he’s a jerk that obviously acted jerky and everyone on the set basically told him to fuck off. I’d tell him to fuck off, too, but he’s obviously one of those asshole guys that sues everyone over everything. [Express]
- Despite breaking up with her boyfriend, American Idol runner-up (and rightful winner, because, really) Crystal Bowersox has no intention of boning Lee DeWyze. [KDVR.com]
- Alexis Houston, the supposed cousin of Whitney Houston once falsely linked to Matt Lauer, is reportedly the child of deceased Bahamian singer Wendell Stuart, according to Stuart’s transphobic business manager Gary Haase. Haase has no idea, despite his complete inability to respect her gender identity, why Houston would not make the most of her father’s reputation. [NY Post]
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