Does your dog not only think he's people, but think he's Bret Michaels? We have some good news, non-existent reader: PetSmart is launching a line of pet products specifically for you and your dog! The line will include dog beds, pet clothing, bowls, collars, and leashes designed by Bret. A company rep says, "Our pet parents have told us they want unique, high-quality products for their pets that are also fun and reflective of their personalities." Next we need a pet line from Paula Abdul for those who have a troublingly intimate relationship with their cat.
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