Breaking! The Elle magazine offices are being evacuated due to smoke, according to a reader in the building. "Everyone in the fashion department smokes," a former Elle insider tells us, suggesting the incident could be a redux of the great Vanity Fair inferno of 2004. Another theory: Nina Garcia's head spontaneously combusted. Terrorism has not been ruled out, but if they mistook the crappy headquarters of Hachette Filipacchi for 4 Times Square that would have to be at least as honest a mistake as that time we bombed the Chinese Embassy in Yugoslavia.