Breaking News: Matthew McConaughey's Flip-Flop Missing!

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  • Matthew McConaughey went to Nicaragua to surf and ended up partying at a bar called the Iguana, standing on a table and screaming, "I've lost by flip-flops," after which he was seen "resting" in a ditch. Quoth Matt: "I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Anne Hathaway's four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri: Dunzo! Could it be his company being probed by the New York State Attorney? Could it be that he was sued by business partner Ron Burkle? Could it be that the flames fizzled out? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Joan Rivers has apologized for swearing on a live British TV show. "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry," she says. [People]
  • One of Nicole Kidman's bodyguards laid down in the street to prevent paparazzi from following Nicole and hubby Keith Urban. A photog says: "I've never seen anything like it. And after about five minutes, this guy just got up, wished us all a nice evening, and strolled off." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Nicole Richie attended the Women In Film's Crystal and Lucy Awards, because she is such a huge movie star. [ET]
  • Amy Winehouse remains in the hospital, and her father is by her side. She is "still having tests done." What ever will they find? [Mirror]
  • Uh, this paper says that doctors have told Amy to "quit drugs or die." [The Sun]
  • Steven Tyler was seen at the Lakers vs. Celtics game last night. Does this mean he's out of "foot pain" rehab? Hmm, he did wear sneakers, which seems out of character. [TMZ]
  • Holy crap! This "house" in the valley Britney wants to buy is basically like, a castle. A California castle. Pool and screening room, sigh. [TMZ]
  • Brit's dad is selling her Studio City home. And Britney will be in Louisiana when her sister gives birth. Jamie Lynn is due in late June, which is fast approaching. [People]
  • You guys like Russell Brand, right? Watch this. He has a message for "up and coming shaggers." [TMZ]
  • Look at this: Mike Myers and Heidi Klum swapped shoes at a party, har har. [Rush & Molloy]
  • As pictured, George Takei and his main man Brad Altman got a marriage license yesterday. They plan to wed in September, in front of family, friends and Star Trek cast mates. Takei and Altman were the first couple to receive a marriage license from West Hollywood, a city that previously did not issue licenses to gay or straight couples. Congrats! [People]
  • Lance Armstrong was on The View, dodging questions about Kate Hudson. [People]
  • Six Words: A Fish Called Wanda: The Musical. [Best Week Ever]
  • This post says Colin Farrell is attempting to hide a wedding ring on his left hand, but shows a ring on his right hand. The left hand is in the pocket. Hmm. [A Socialite's Life]
  • Robert De Niro! In court! Testifying about real estate! That would be cool to watch. [CBS News]
  • Patti Lupone is working in a memoir. [Yahoo News]
  • Ivanka Trump says that when she was a kid, she and her brother found out that her father was sleeping with Marla Maples from local papers: "We'd come home from school having read [about] them on the cover of The Post," she reveals. (One headline: "Marla Boasts to Pals about Donald: BEST SEX I EVER HAD.") Ivanka also maintains she's not like other heiresses. "I'm not the type to be eating bonbons all day. I just can't imagine anything worse than spending my day figuring out what I was going to wear that night." [Page Six]
  • Will Smith's daughter Willow is in Kit Kittredge: An American Girl and guess what? It opens the same day as his movie Hancock. [Page Six]
  • "As newspapers are declining rapidly… I would just point out, all news today comes from newspapers. All of it. Television has never initiated a successful story in its life. When they have a big story, it's always wrong." — Tom Wolfe. [Page Six]
  • Former baseball star Roger Clemens has sold his Bentley to Rock Of Love star Bret Michaels. Nothin' but a good time! [Page Six]
  • Singer Katy Perry: Seen kissing a girl. No, really. [Page Six]
  • "We're one of the world's worst-but most enthusiastic-plagiarists as a band. We'll try and copy anything but tend to fail, so we come up with something...that sounds like us-only through trying to sound like somebody else." — Chris Martin of Coldplay. [E!]
  • RIP Cyd Charisse. She was elegant, gorgeous and had legs for miles. [People]
  • Here's video of Cyd dancing with Gene Kelly. [E!]



@tscheese: @funnyface: I would just like to point out that while you're dolls were munching on cheese and rations, my Samantha was eating watercress sandwiches and petit fours. That's all.