Breaking Dawn Vampire Spawn Revealed!

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Nine-year-old Mackenzie Foy will supposedly play Renesmee, Edward and Bella's love child. If poor Kayla D is heartbroken, it's because she doesn't know about the teeth-in-the-placenta. Bullet dodged! We'd tell you more about Mackenzie, but her site is already down.

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She's adorbs, but, Dodai, I must quibble. Renesemebellinabbq cannot be a love child, as she was conceived with in the bounds of holy matrimony.


Yours in outdated, judgmental euphamisms,

Miss resplendant