"What do you get when you mix a cup of love, 1/2 cup of sweetness, 1/3 cup of hugs and 1/4 cup of spice? A measuring cup set that ensures every dish they whip up will come straight from the heart. A unique kitchen addition for foodies and those they love, this stackable set is engraved with heart-warming measurements and features a small heart cutout at the end of each handle."

If we had a boyfriend, which we don't and we never will because they are all pigs and we age another week of despair every five minutes, but if we did actually have a boyfriend and he gave us a cup of hugs for Valentines Day, we would probably use it to hold our vomit.

This, on the other hand, would go a long way towards convincing us not to dump our non-existent boyfriend, even if he is a little bit crap in bed.