Brave White Men Are Marching Tomorrow for White Male Freedom

Some big dumb idiot named Kyle Hunt has organized a racist dumb idiot parade tomorrow in New York City to march for idiots' rights. And "also to make a statement that white people are united in their love for their race and in their opposition to its destruction." It's called the "White Man March" (say what you see, Kyle!), and will surely be attended by tens of people too stupid to understand literally anything except for their own inside-baby-feelings about scary black people taking "their" women.



Via Gothamist:

We are planning to show that White people are organized and impassioned, that we know what the anti-white agenda is all about, and that we are dedicated to waking up as many of our folk as possible. We will make it clear that we will not sit idly by as our race is discriminated against, mocked, displaced, and violently attacked, all of which amount to white genocide, according to the United Nation's own definition of genocide. This is why one of our big messages, which will be displayed on many large banners, is "DIVERSITY" = WHITE GENOCIDE. These banners will spread the message to the public at large in the most effective way possible.

More adorable sample rhetoric: "The anti-white mass media are nothing but a knock-out gang in coats and ties." NYEAH, SEE? WE'LL CLOBBER YA, SEE? CUZ WHITE PEOPLE? WE TINK THEMS IS BUMS!!! [Charlestons all the way to Africa.]

Look. I guess my main question about the White Man March is WHAT THE FUCK ARE WHITE PEOPLE? Explain to me right now who's "white" and who's not. Or, wait, actually don't. Instead, let's never talk.


Do you think 'K. Hunt' was teased a lot as a kid?