Brad Pitt's Fashion Cane Was the Talk of the Town

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This weekend, the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala was held, meaning that awards season has officially begun. Brad Pitt kicked it off with a walking stick.

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Gary Oldman and his wife Alexandra Edenborough went for old Hollywood glamor, while Brad Pitt looked like he was attending a Pimps 'n Hoes party. Psych! He tore his ACL recently in a mishap that involved one of the couple's kids. Angelina Jolie was meh in beige. There's a Keibler/elf joke somewhere. Who knew George Clooney was that short?

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While Charlize Theron's gold-heeled shoes are killer, that hole on her thigh is annoying.

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Not only was Michelle Williams the cutest thing on the red carpet, but she could apparently be a foot model. Her feet are so perfect that it looks like she's never even walked on them.

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Melissa McCarthy does posture right; Diablo Cody's isn't doing her figure — and that dress — justice. Meanwhile the color of Jessica Chastain's dress goes beautifully with her hair, but we need more décolletage.

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Mary Hart, Octavia Spencer, and Glenn Close all opted for gowns over cocktail dresses and incidentally, all looked very mother-of-the-bride.

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Despite the dramatic back of Olivia Wilde's dress, the best part of her ensemble was her diamond tiger ring.

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So, uh, what's going on with Al Pacino? Do you think he tied that headband around his scalp to keep him from completely losing his mind?

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Composer Carol Connors took out all her piano attire, which she didn't bother to dust off.

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Antonym, mourning Va Va Get My Broom

I keep telling my redhead sister, who has always opted for midnight blue as her safety because she's paranoid about her hair colour, that emerald green would make her look magnificent. I've already begun quiet lobbying for it to be a wedding suit/dress colour (she's in the pre-proposal stages where she's kind of confessed she's waiting for the right context - they're engaged-but-not-officially, you know?).

I'm fully aware that her wedding isn't about me. I am. But...goddamn if my sister walked down the aisle in emerald green.

((PS: She's made it quite clear that she hates ordinary wedding attire and doesn't want to go down the aisle in white, and she's almost definitely not wearing a wedding dress so we're going wiiild))