[New Orleans, December 31. Image via INF.]
@hortense: See, all the emos that ever hit on me never bothered to try that hard. I think they save all that for the girls in their circle that they know are virgins. "Cuz, dude, if you tap a virgin, she'll totally pine for you forever. Much in the same way that my soul longs for that Mormon chick who babysat me in the 8th grade. I don't even remember her name,(strained whisper) butshewassobeautifuuul."
As for me, the bast I got was, "We should totally hook up later. I mean, I know I only tipped you 50 cents, and I know you're like, a lot older than me, but I'm straight-edge so I won't ask you to buy me beer, and I won't report your for statutory rape or anything."