Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something

• ZOMG Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie partied past one am in Cannes! He drank Bailey’s! She drank vodka! He had his hand on her leg! They laughed and whispered in each other’s ears! [People]
• Brad Pitt says:

“I am in love and I have the most beautiful family — what else can a guy want?” It’s almost like In Touch was wrong! [Mirror]

• Someone in Cannes paid $25,000 for a kiss from Robert Pattinson. For that price, some of the sparkles had better rub off. Oh, the money went to AmFar. [Page Six]
• Guess who lost her BlackBerry in Cannes? Paris Hilton. The Daily Fail prints pictures of her drunkenly straddling Doug Whatshisname so you get the impression that she was too busy grinding to keep tabs on her phone. [Daily Mail]
• When getting takeout, Owen Wilson doesn’t wait on line with the plebes, he walks straight into the kitchen. [Page Six]
• Jay-Z has left Def Jam records, the label which issued his biggest hits. He went from artist on Def Jam to president of Def Jam and back to artist again, and now, like Madonna, he has a deal with Live Nation. [Crain’s]
• Sarah Jessica Parker says Matthew Broderick is reacting strongly to the intense media attention and threats their surrogate is receiving: “He’s furious. He’s angry.” [People]
• Alec Baldwin has penned am essay praising documentary filmmaking. “If you want to see something off the crash-bang-boom thrill ride that Hollywood promises each year, don’t rule out documentaries.” [WSJ]
• Trudie Styler has written a missive titled “It Is Not Hypocritical To Fly If I’m Campaigning For The Environment.” Subtitle: “There’s no way I could raise millions for the rainforest if I only travelled by boat or train.” [Guardian]
• Patrick Swayze: Releasing a memoir in the fall. [UPI]
• Boo. Rihanna and Aubrey “Drake” Graham are just friends. Boo. The man who was Jimmy on Degrassi told a radio station: “I have the most utmost respect for her. I think she’s so talented. I’m being honest- – [She’s] just a friend that’s all.” Although even if they were seen kissing, that doesn’t mean it’s serious, or that either of them would admit it. [People]
• 90210‘s AnnaLynne McCord and Twilight‘s Kellan Lutz: It’s on. [Page Six]
• Susan Boyle would be “perfectly happy” with a reality show, says a source. [MSNBC Scoop]
• The woman who choked Terri Seymour after American Idol on Tuesday night was getting revenge for Paula Abdul. Janice Thibodeaux tells Radar Online, “I wasn’t cool with Simon Cowell choking Paula Abdul on the show last week and with her crying-out ‘help’ as he did so. Nobody said anything about that so I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behavior, is it?” Um, no, but does that mean you should do it? Thibodeaux continues: “[Terri] was taking some photographs with her camera and I knew she was his girlfriend so I went up to her to tell her how I felt. We started arguing and then I put my hands around her neck and started choking her just like Simon had done with Paula. Then I walked away and I was tackled by the police but I don’t regret what I did because of what Simon did to Paula, nobody seemed to care about that.” Okay, now we’re forced to point to our ear and make a swirly motion. You know what that means. [Rolling Stone via Radar Online]
• Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn have recorded a collection of duets, on an album called Break Up. [USA Today]
• Katie Holmes will perform in Sunday’s 20th anniversary National Memorial Day Concert broadcast from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol. She’ll play the sister of an Iraq war vet. Tom and Suri will be watching. [USA Today]
• Wow: Natalie Cole‘s kidney came from a deceased fan. Cole has been on a long list, and was always looking for donors, and, a spokesperson says, “Having heard of Ms. Cole’s need for a kidney, the family asked that one of their loved one’s kidneys be transplanted to Ms. Cole if they were a match.” [CNN]
• Ugh, sad: While Natalie Cole was undergoing transplant surgery, her older sister died of cancer. [Page Six]
• Breaking news: “Kim Kardashian Is Getting Ready for Bikini Season.” [People]
• Mike Judge‘s new show, The Goode Family, mocks environmentalists and vegetarians. [WSJ]
• Ben Stiller has two films coming out this weekend: he stars in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, but he exec-produced a small documentary, The Boys, about brother songwriters famous for their Disney tunes. [Page Six]
• Jessica Simpson didn’t use her longtime hairdresser, Ken Paves, for her Vanity Fair cover, because photographer Mario Testino insisted on his own team. Guess he didn’t want big “Texas” hair. [Page Six]
• The Black Eyed Peas are releasing The E.N.D — “Energy Never Dies,” but don’t call it an album. Will.i.am says: “The album? Whatever. I don’t listen to albums. “People don’t hear music like that now. When they stopped puttin’ CD players in cars, that was when I knew it was over. The tradition of gettin’ 15 songs and expectin’ people to hear ’em how you made ’em? That’s not it any more.” The E.N.D. is more like a project that evolves through remixes and fan participation. Or something. [Guardian]
• When he was 16, Simon Cowell was a ‘miserable little devil’ who was kicked out of school. [The Sun]
• Denise Richards‘ romantic life? It’s complicated. She is “Dating-ish. That means not a boyfriend. When I say dating-ish, I mean no boyfriend.” [Yahoo via E!]
• Robert DeNiro is a grandpa! [Page Six]
• Blind item! “Which newly attached TV actress got it on with a gawky star from the same network?” [NY Daily News]
• Q: How many pairs of suspenders do you have? A: “Never counted ’em. But my guess would be—there are suspenders in New York and Washington and, of course, at my home in Los Angeles—150. But they can’t be clip-ons. Every pair of pants I buy—jeans, anything—we sew in the suspender buttons.” — Larry King. [Time]
• “Some people are suing us at the moment and although it was initially a bit depressing, now it’s become really inspiring. You think, ‘Right, if everyone’s trying to take away our best song, then we’d better write 25 better ones.’ And so just at the point where I was thinking about getting fat and becoming complacent, I’ve been finding more inspiration.” — Chris Martin of Coldplay. [Rolling Stone]
• “As everybody knows, chicks dig the vampires.” — Paul Wesley, star of the new CW show The Vampire Diaries. The show is produced by Kevin Williamson, the force behind Dawson’s Creek.