Boy Gets Frighteningly Creative and Attacks His Mom With a Pop Tart

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When you first learn that you're pregnant, of all the possible scenarios you play out in your mind of the many joys and pains your future child could bring you, would you ever, ever in a million years think to yourself, "Someday we're going to be hanging around the house on a Saturday afternoon, and we'll get into an argument about something dumb, and my son will take a Pop Tart and smack me across the face with it, and I will end up in the emergency room"? Probably not, yet that is exactly what happened to one Pennsylvania woman. Presumably the Pop Tart must have come fresh from the toaster and burned her—or she caught a jagged edge from the rock hard frosting they coat those things in. Either way, let's hope these two have put their differences aside and that the world will never see another case of Pop Tart-related violence.

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LarissaFae is Your Friendly Neighborhood Sloth Dealer

Wow. I hope she's all right and I hope the kid's punished fittingly.

That said, now I've remembered that I can NOT find gelatin-free Pop-Tarts AND IT MAKES ME UPSET. >.<

Does anyone know for sure what sort of gelatin Pop-Tarts uses? Pig? Cow? Elder God?