Booze, Drugs, & Sadness Send Heather Locklear to Hospital

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Heather Locklear was rushed to hospital yesterday amid fears that a cocktail of pills and booze she'd taken could have killed her. Though it's unclear at this time if it was a deliberate suicide attempt, her sister was clearly worried enough to call the paramedics who, in turn, deemed it serious enough to take her to hospital. "Colleen was worried about Heather's state of mind and they were afraid she was going to harm herself," said a source. "She was afraid Heather was going to harm herself because of her drinking mixed with medication." Not coping so well since her broken engagement to Jack Wagner, her parents say that she's now "medically stable" and is going to be okay. "She is in no danger and she's going to be just fine," said Bill and Diane Locklear in a statement. I don't like the sound of that deliberate "medically," let's hope she's doing okay mentally as well. [Radar, People]


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First the identity of her biological father was questioned and now her husband has been caught grinding on some strippers – what a week for Khloe Kardashian. Lamar Odom is in the doghouse after he was caught dropping serious cash on dancers at Washington's Stadium Club strip club. Including one who looked just like his wife — how Romantical. "Lamar disappeared into the back of the venue where the private rooms are," said a pervy source. "He was there for quite awhile, but eventually came back to hang with the strippers in the main area again. The stripper that gave him most of his lap dances was a complete Khloe look-a-like." [Radar]

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It's rare for Fred Durst to land a spot this high up in the list, but here we are. The eternal frat boy/rocker has come down with a case of the Gwyneth Paltrows and is documenting his 60-day juice fast on Tumblr. I'm going to let that sentence just sink in for a bit. Still with me? Posting snaps of his weight scales and lamenting the fact it's taking him some time to adjust, he also speaks of the emotional journey: "My thoughts are clear and inspired, but I'm discouraged in some ways. I guess it's my own personal baggage that's lugging around behind me. All comes to the forefront on a diet like this." What the what? [Rolling Stone]

He's always seemed pretty laidback as far as Presidents go, so it should come as no surprise that Barack Obama likes to belt out a little bit of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" when he gets the chance. Kinda. [Billboard]


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They are yet to announce it publicly, but that didn't stop Kylie Minogue from congratulated her ex Olivier Martinez for getting engaged to Halle Berry. "Congrats to Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry!! #wedding," she Tweeted. Either she genuinely wishes them well or is outing them in a fine act of public passive aggression. Either way works. [NYDN]
Word is that Halle doesn't have an engagement ring after all. Passive aggression it is! [TMZ]

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  • Channing Tatum admits that he might not be the best actor around. Poor possum. [NYDN]
  • Forget what you hear about Calvin Klein and his former porn star boyfriend breaking up, they're just "on a break." [NYDN]
  • Katy Perry's dad has apologized for going in his bizarre, anti-Semitic rant and realizes now (now?!) that he was wrong. [NYDN]
  • They haven't even released the first one, but The Hunger Games cast are preparing themselves for the sequel according to Josh Hutcherson. [E!]
  • I didn't pay it much heed before, but in the spirit of a slow news day I bring you Robert Pattinson's new shaved head. [E!]
  • In other breaking hair news, Kelly Osbourne shows off a nanna grey ‘do. [US]
  • It always comes in threes – now Dakota Fanning has popped up with her hair dyed pink. [US]
    Britney Spears Tweeted a picture of her kid Jayden that will no doubt be pulled out of the archives to embarrass him on his 16th and 21st birthdays. [US]
  • Something about Steve Carell in a blonde wig and bejewelled velvet suit is mesmerizing. [US]
  • Despite their ups and downs, Courteney Cox says David Arquette remains her best fwend. [People]
  • Toni Braxton wants you to know that her recent hospitalization was due to a lupus flare-up and she's feeling much better thank you. [TMZ]
  • Clark Gable's dickhead grandson Clark Gable III has scored himself 10 days in the chokey for flashing a laser pointer at a police chopper. [TMZ]
  • I've always had a thing for Suze Orman, so it's nice to hear her speak so eloquently about the problem with Republican candidates and gay marriage. [OMG]
  • Meryl Streep takes us on a street-walk down memory lane by trying to guess the lips of all the people she kissed on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. [Radar]
  • Annette Bening and Warren Beatty's transgender son Stephen revealed he's got a new boyfriend. Cute. [Radar]
  • It was the one that started the increasingly annoying avalanche of videos – Juliette Lewis explains why she agreed to do "Shit Girls Say." [Vulture]
  • She's playing The BRIT Awards, but still no word on whether Adele is going to sing a few tunes at the Grammy's. [The Grio]
  • Kanye West's fans clearly weren't as enamored by Amber Rose because she got a little teay discussing how they treated her on Rap Fix Live. [The Grio]
  • Australian scientists have named a rare horse fly after Beyoncé because it has a bootylicious behind. [ABC]
  • Madonna explains the attraction of younger guys. You know, besides the obvious. [ABC]
  • Keep an eye out for feathers because you're about to get bowled over: people say Scientology members spied on Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. [Village Voice]
  • Sinead O'Connor pleads for sex toys after announcing she's broken up with her husband again. [Mirror]
  • In a heart-warming tribute to mental images, Liam Neeson discusses how his pee froze while shooting The Grey in Canada. [Express]



So where are the 'Shit Dudes Say' videos? Let's generate some potential statements here.

- "My head is killing me. Take an advil? No, man, I don't need that."

- "Do you care if I don't shave?"

- "Ties are so uncomfortable!"

- "I had no idea what time it was!"

- "I'm going to brew my own beer."

- "Yeah. Wait, what did you just say?"

Okay - so mine aren't the best. Help me out here.