On Wednesday night, Hollywood welcomed a few stars and their exposed body parts to the 2014 amfAR L.A. Inspiration Gala and After Party. The themes were: Breasts, chests, gold, shoulders and sequins. And Rihanna! Let's begin.

I'm not hating Miley Cyrus' bondage look, which is basically her go-to now. Kelly Osbourne changed into this flattering LBD for the after party, and Rihanna's giving leg, pasties and tights. She is the patron saint of ratchet regal.

Nina Garcia would so appreciate these pops of color. Natasha Bedingfield, Michelle Rodriguez and Victoria Bonya teased sternum cleavage and they all look good, but Victoria's A1 asymmetrical cut is my fav.

Molly Sims and her baby killed it in full-body sequin. The hem/length on January Jones' is a long for my taste and the cut seems off. Lea Michele is both too nude and too glittery.

A closer look... And closer, still.

Ummmmmmmmmmm. This is the Bingo section (style wise). Kristin Davis, Carol Hamilton and Joy Venturini Bianchi tried, right?

Millie Brown is all, Lol what? whatever, I don't care. This? Yeah, I'm wearing it. Alessandra Ambrosio can't stand how stunning she is, and, well, this was Kelly's other dress for the night.

They're called shoulders and Milla Jovavich is doing it best. Rose McGowan and Tricia Helfer are also pictured, neither here, nor there.

In doubt, Florence Henderson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Rachel Roy pants-ed it up.

These are the dudes who showed up.

Cara Santana, Dita Von Teese and Kat Dennings shined...not quite like a diamond, but almost.

Sup.

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