Here's exactly what your small child should be playing with: an Amy Winehouse Lego. For its 30th anniversary, the plastic brick-manufacturer has decided to render Winehouse, Madge, Posh, Brangelina and other such wholesome staples of contempo culture in boxy plastic. Although maybe the most horrifying things we've ever seen, the Legos are for some reason uncannily recognizable and one can only imagine the fun they'll have frolicking in Lego mansions and rehab centers. Sadly, the figures are not actually available to the public, so you're gonna have to keep teasing that Cabbage Patch's beehive to meet your daughter's proto-US needs. [WOW Report]