Black Santa Fought White Santa on the WWE and Won

I don’t know whether this brings the pseudo-debate about whether Santa is white or black to a close, but last night on the WWE, a black Santa Claus (“Good Santa”) fought a white Santa Claus (“Bad Santa”) and the black Santa won. I dunno — considering how the WWE is about as legitimate as Fox News and their supposed War on Christmas, this seems like as good of a winning argument as we are ever going to get.