If you aren't on drugs, the idea of wearing a bell-bottom bodysuit and holding a kitten while you dance/do a malfunctioning robot impression probably doesn't sound like that much fun. Or maybe it does, but, if you're going to perform in a cat ballet, you probably should tell people that you're stoned, just as a way to diffuse any criticism while at the same time proving how cavalier you are.

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