Billy Ray Cyrus' 'Achy Breaky Heart' Sequel Is a Moral Atrocity

There are no words to describe the horror that is the video I have posted above. It reeks of awfulness. But you know you want to watch it. You know you do.

In this “sequel” to Billy Ray Cyrus’ biggest hit, “Achy Breaky Heart” called—wait for it—”Achy Break 2,” hip hop artist Buck 22 puts his twist on the country music hit. It is set in a spaceship, you guys. And there’s twerking. Or something. I don’t know anymore. I hear Miley Cyrus was this close to being in this video and then had to drop out at the last second. (HAHAHA NO EVEN SHE WOULD NOT DO THIS)

I don’t know why anyone would do this other than to get back at humanity for some perceived slight. So for whatever it is we may have done to you, Mr. Buck 22, I would like to apologize on behalf of everyone.