Bill O'Reilly Concern-Trolls Angelina Jolie's Figure

Last night on The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly decided to give a "reality check" about Angelina Jolie's "emaciated" figure to the media, whom he thinks "largely ignores Ms. Jolie's physical profile." Oh really, O'Reilly? Have you even ever seen a tabloid cover in the past two years? Everyone is very aware of Angelina's arms (and now, her leg). You're a little late to the game on this one, but we're sure you're genuinely worried about whether or not she has an eating disorder, so much so, in fact, that you'd be willing to call out how gross you find her, physically, on TV because we all know how women respond so well to having their bodies scrutinized. I'm sure she's stepped up her caloric intake all because of last night's broadcast. Good work, pal!


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Oh, have we reached that part in the Angelina Jolie cycle where everyone re-notices that her body is skinny and they say, "Holy shit! Has she always been this skinny? WE ARE CONCERNED!" Next up: MADDOX WANTS TO BE A GIRL!