Teen idols with luxurious locks have been churned out for decades. But now, little girls will be able to run their fingers through the Beebs' "hair." The oh-so-lifelike doll hits stores in the summer, not that you can wait until then. (A commenter on OceanUp snipes, "Actual size!") Meanwhile, Mad magazine dares to call JB's swishy strands "stupid." Prepare to endure the wrath of and fury from hordes of angry fifth-grade girls!
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Nice try, but I'd advise Alfred P. Newman that he should leave it to Bieber.