Beyonce visiting Ethiopia and some religious students are hunger striking over either that, or the fact that their cafeteria food is poisoned, which sort of sounds like the ravings of a mad anorexic to me, which makes me think about how much of a bitch she must have been when she was starving herself for Dreamgirls, which... well, only leads me back to that place I always have to go when Dreamgirls comes up, which is: great movie, but why were the songs so bad? Seriously, it's a musical about Motown. Melody, people! Oh yeah, and what is this thing about?